The boss calls a meeting.
A semaphore signals the agenda.
By entering the office you turn into your favorite animal.
The Type A predators feast upon their coworkers.
Nothing different really.

A tiger picks its teeth with a protracted claw.
It expects productivity to continue by the consumed.
It pads the hallways between workstations.
It growls the word Synergy the whole while.
It finds an orangutan to be shepherd.

The orangutan chants motivational coffee cup sayings.
It plays shell corporation games with styrofoam cups.
It creates a football betting pool to boost morale.
It draws a supply-demand-price curve on a white board.
The orangutan picks roaches out of day old coffee and eats them.

copyright © 2020 Kenneth P. Gurney

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