Lori flew over Albuquerque
testing out her newly acquired x-ray vision.
She saw skeletal people in bone density light
with their faces glued to televisions.
Younger people’s skeletal faces were glued
to their smartphone screens held in boney hands.
Lori failed to see what was on either type of screen
since her x-ray vision did not display the actor’s bones.
She returned her x-ray vision for a full refund
because she mistakenly believed she would see boners.
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