Car Beeps as He Touches the Door Handle

Paul orders scotch neat.
The cocktail waitress returns
with scotch on the rocks.

Because she is an attractive cocktail waitress
and Paul does not like causing a fuss
he fishes out the ice with his fingers.

He is not sure if he is in this club
to view the strippers for inspiration
flirt with the cocktail waitress for inspiration

listen to adjacent conversations for inspiration
drink large quantities of scotch for inspiration
or realize inspiration lives in the desert

with a night full of stars above it
and the risk of cactus spines
at ground level.

The fished-out ice cubes melt on his small table
into a small puddle the cocktail waitress
will have to wipe up.

Paul decides to skip his Thursday
inspiration search and go home
to sleep away his lethargy.

On his way to his car
an urban bobcat prowls the club’s parking lot
and passes within ten feet of him.

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Paradox

The ultra patriotic
fix the steal
militia man
carries an AK-47
assault rifle
to the anti-
government rally
to prove
his love of country.

His backpack
is loaded to bear
with ten extra
ammo magazines
just in case
ANTIFA
shows up
to try to stop
his right to
peacefully assemble
and protest.

His blue collar wallet
is ultra thin
from all the donations
to support
vote recounts
and purchase
MAGA swag
since the election
returns and failure
of Mike Pence
on January Sixth
to deliver
his desired victory.

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Fiery Mars Destructive Pluto

I never thought to ask
why I was born in November.

A friend told me to count the months
backwards to Valentines day.

A Hallmark created holiday
vanished my parents’ mid-life divorce.

So that is why my first four months lived
felt winter’s frost daily.

And why I live the paradox of being
a desert animal that wears the sign of water.

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Theory of Everything

Paul put Everything in its place.
Everything rejected this notion
and got up to move about.

Everything did this without animus
without hate.

Everything moved about because
it did not wish to collect dust.
Dust landed on it in motion.

When Paul discovered Everything
was not in its place
he felt a bit exasperated.

The bit was in the lower lefthand corner
of the definition of exasperated.

The full definition of exasperated
reported Paul’s theft to the authorities.

The authorities decided to crackdown
on small thefts and evil greed.

Paul was arrested in the development
of his theory of Everything
moving about without his permission.

He had not thought of calling the authorities
to use force to keep Everything
in its place.

Everything testified on Paul’s behalf
stating he was an excellent human
in all of his faults and frailties.

The authorities agreed
to absolve Paul of his sins
as long as he returned
that bit of exasperation he stole.

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Closure

No matter
how dark
and close
to black
a person
behaved
in life
their body
in death
in the ground
greens
the grasses
above them
and the
nearby trees
who tangle
their roots
around them
so they
are hugged.

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Fiction

Most of my life I stayed away from the family farm.
Whenever I visited the family put me to work.

This is why I, a magic marker salesman, know
how to milk a dairy cow by hand.

My family on the farm has heard of the Covid pandemic.
They think of it as the nineteen-eighteen influenza redo.

Three of the goats amble in and out of the house.
They like to lie down on the guest room floor when I nap.

Grandfather sustains a quarter acre of prairie.
It reminds him of what his grandfather plowed under.

When I visit I think of my stay as a prison sentence
for psych-patients learning calm from animals and sweat.

All the poems I write while visiting I collect into a folder.
A label on the folder says Memoir written in magic marker.

After each farm stay, I am a bit more callused on the hands.
This does not stop me from writing a thank you note.

I post the thank you note near midnight.
I do this so my friends do not see me appreciate my family.

This way I can complain about the sunflower
that stares in the window when I exit the shower naked.

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Impermanence

Water works
its way around a stone
too large to be submerged
except on early spring days
when snow melt
combines with rain
and the creek spills its banks
in low places.

Each water droplet
grabs stone granules
like lateral mountain climbers
and those droplets
work their way around
the stone.

But each droplet’s handhold
removes a little of
each granule’s resolve
to be part of the whole
that forms the stone.

First the sharp edges go.
Then the smoothing continues.
And each of these granules
tumbles with the current
stop and go toward the sea.

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Positive

Paul lifted a baseball bat
swung it downward
and smashed a bar of soap.

He felt it betrayed him
and had to feel
the consequences
of his positive covid results.

He felt no better
for all the soap fragments
and their exploded grenade
shrapnel pattern.

Paul packed a small
cotton bag
with fresh pine needles
to remind him
of the outdoors he loved
while he convalesced.

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