Suggesting A Truth

Scientist now postulate
the universe is donut shaped.

There be dragons
where the hole would reside.

The earth might as well be flat again.
Billy lost four teeth today

when he crashed his bicycle
into a telephone pole on purpose.

copyright © 2021 Kenneth P. Gurney


I swear I did not build the atomic bomb.
Nor test it at the Trinity site.

That label landed on me.
It fell out of the blue and became a meme.

It happened the one day
I did not listen to the local or national news.

That same day, I did not
follow my doctor’s expert advice .

It had something to do with seeking
my parents’ approval long years into adulthood.

I just wanted to bicycle back roads
until the end of the new century.

I swear the ketchup on the play room carpet
dripped while creating gunshot wounds in a homemade western

with my iPhone’s video feature
in the company of thirty stuffed animals.

copyright © 2020 Kenneth P. Gurney

Before Backspacing

I ride the bus.
The number ten bus.
It does not have a bicycle rack.
I wish the bus was metaphorical.
It is as real as my wish for a car.
My cashless wish.
I cannot afford a new car.
I cannot afford a reasonable used car.
I can afford a junker.
It does not matter though.
I cannot afford auto insurance.
So I ride the bus.
Or I ride my bicycle.
Remember, the bus does not have a bicycle rack.
So I cannot combine the two sequentially.
I do combine walking and a bus ride sequentially.
I would like to walk while on the bus.
It would effectively demonstrate Einstein’s relativity theory.
The people I share the bus with do not care about Einstein.
Well, not to the best of my knowledge.
The worst of my knowledge calls everyone an ignorant boob.
And it named all the girls Veronica.
I am sure none of the girls are named Veronica.
Two women on the bus look like university students.
They talk biology and organic chemistry.
They might appreciate Einstein and my demonstration.
And Darwin on the origin of species.
But not Walt Whitman with his Leaves of Grass.
Wait. That was the worst of my knowledge speaking.
It is stupid. It is so stupid it spelled stupid stupide before backspacing.
Really. An evolved person should not call people names.
I guess I am not evolved.
I should read Darwin for Beginners.
I ride the bus, so there is time on the way home.
And the way to work.
Today is one of my two weekly days off.
I am on the way to the zoo.
I will seek Darwin lessons there.
I am sure Einstein demonstrations are there, too.
I bring Whitman along in my head
to recite to the animals.

copyright © 2019 Kenneth P. Gurney


I have never recited poems to the animals at the zoo. I have read poems from poetry books to the trees of woods I like attending. Generally those woods are away enough from populations that it was rare someone heard me reading poems to the trees.

In the 1990s I participated in guerilla poetry readings while I lived in Milwaukee. Usually the city government buildings and the downtown business center. Recite and dash.