Paul put Everything in its place.
Everything rejected this notion
and got up to move about.
Everything did this without animus
Everything moved about because
it did not wish to collect dust.
Dust landed on it in motion.
When Paul discovered Everything
was not in its place
he felt a bit exasperated.
The bit was in the lower lefthand corner
of the definition of exasperated.
The full definition of exasperated
reported Paul’s theft to the authorities.
The authorities decided to crackdown
on small thefts and evil greed.
Paul was arrested in the development
of his theory of Everything
moving about without his permission.
He had not thought of calling the authorities
to use force to keep Everything
in its place.
Everything testified on Paul’s behalf
stating he was an excellent human
in all of his faults and frailties.
The authorities agreed
to absolve Paul of his sins
as long as he returned
that bit of exasperation he stole.
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